body { background: white; margin: 0; padding: 0; }

.container { width: 320px; margin: 0 auto 50px; }

.container>.title { color: #bbb; font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 10px; background: #555; padding: 5px 15px; }

.date{ font-size:17pt; font-weight: bold; line-height: 30pt; text-align: center; }

.split,.clear { clear: both; height: 1px; overflow-y: hidden; }

.good,.bad { clear: both; position: relative; }

.bad { /*top: -1px;*/ }

.good .title,.bad .title { float: left; width: 100px; font-weight: bold; text-align: center; font-size: 30pt; position:absolute; top:0; bottom:0; }

.good .title>table,.bad .title>table { position:absolute; width:100%; height:100%; border:none; }

.good .title { background: #ffee44; }

.bad .title { background: #ff4444; color: #fff; }

.good .content,.bad .content { margin-left: 115px; padding-right: 10px; padding-top: 1px; font-size:15pt; }

.good { background: #ffffaa; }

.bad { background: #ffddd3; }

.content ul { list-style: none; margin:10px 0 0; padding:0; }

.content ul li { line-height:150%; font-size: 15pt; font-weight: bold; color: #444; }

.content ul li div.description { font-size: 10pt; font-weight: normal; color: #777; line-height: 110%; margin-bottom: 10px; }

.line-tip { font-size: 11pt; margin-top: 10px; margin-left: 10px; }

.direction_value { color:#4a4; font-weight: bold; }

.comment { margin-top: 50px; font-size: 11pt; margin-left: 10px; }

.comment ul { margin-left: 0; padding-left: 20px; color: #999; }

var today = new Date(); var iday = today.getFullYear() * 10000 + (today.getMonth() + 1) * 100 + today.getDate();

var weeks = ["日","一","二","三","四","五","六"]; var directions = ["北方","东北方","东方","东南方","南方","西南方","西方","西北方"]; var activities = [ {name:"写单元测试",good:"写单元测试将减少出错",bad:"写单元测试会降低你的开发效率"}, {name:"洗澡",good:"你几天没洗澡了？",bad:"会把设计方面的灵感洗掉"}, {name:"锻炼一下身体",good:"",bad:"能量没消耗多少，吃得却更多"}, {name:"抽烟",good:"抽烟有利于提神，增加思维敏捷",bad:"除非你活够了，死得早点没关系"}, {name:"白天上线",good:"今天白天上线是安全的",bad:"可能导致灾难性后果"}, {name:"重构",good:"代码质量得到提高",bad:"你很有可能会陷入泥潭"}, {name:"使用%t",good:"你看起来更有品位",bad:"别人会觉得你在装逼"}, {name:"跳槽",good:"该放手时就放手",bad:"鉴于当前的经济形势，你的下一份工作未必比现在强"}, {name:"招人",good:"你遇到千里马的可能性大大增加",bad:"你只会招到一两个混饭吃的外行"}, {name:"面试",good:"面试官今天心情很好",bad:"面试官不爽，会拿你出气"}, {name:"提交辞职申请",good:"公司找到了一个比你更能干更便宜的家伙，巴不得你赶快滚蛋", {name:"申请加薪",good:"老板今天心情很好",bad:"公司正在考虑裁员"}, {name:"晚上加班",good:"晚上是程序员精神最好的时候",bad:""}, {name:"在妹子面前吹牛",good:"改善你矮穷挫的形象",bad:"会被识破"}, {name:"撸管",good:"避免缓冲区溢出",bad:"小撸怡情，大撸伤身，强撸灰飞烟灭"}, {name:"浏览成人网站",good:"重拾对生活的信心",bad:"你会心神不宁"}, {name:"命名变量\"%v\"", {name:"写超过%l行的方法",good:"你的代码组织的很好，长一点没关系",bad:"你的代码将混乱不堪，你自己都看不懂"}, {name:"提交代码",good:"遇到冲突的几率是最低的",bad:"你遇到的一大堆冲突会让你觉得自己是不是时间穿越了"}, {name:"代码复审",good:"发现重要问题的几率大大增加",bad:"你什么问题都发现不了，白白浪费时间"}, {name:"开会",good:"写代码之余放松一下打个盹，有益健康",bad:"你会被扣屎盆子背黑锅"}, {name:"打DOTA",good:"你将有如神助",bad:"你会被虐的很惨"}, {name:"晚上上线",bad:"你白天已经筋疲力尽了"}, {name:"修复BUG",good:"你今天对BUG的嗅觉大大提高",bad:"新产生的BUG将比修复的更多"}, {name:"设计评审",good:"设计评审会议将变成头脑风暴",bad:"人人筋疲力尽，评审就这么过了"}, {name:"需求评审", {name:"上微博",good:"今天发生的事不能错过",bad:"会被老板看到"}, {name:"上AB站",good:"还需要理由吗？",bad:"会被老板看到"} ];

var specials = [ {date:20130221,type:'good',name:'防核演习',description:'万一哪个疯子丢颗核弹过来...'} ];

var tools = ["Eclipse写程序","MSOffice写文档","记事本写程序","Windows8","Linux","MacOS","IE","Android设备","iOS设备"];

var varNames = ["jieguo","huodong","pay","expire","zhangdan","every","free","i1","a","virtual","ad","spider","mima","pass","ui"];

var drinks = ["水","茶","红茶","绿茶","咖啡","奶茶","可乐","牛奶","豆奶","果汁","果味汽水","苏打水","运动饮料","酸奶","酒"];

function getTodayString() { return "今天是" + today.getFullYear() + "年" + (today.getMonth() + 1) + "月" + today.getDate() + "日 星期" + weeks[today.getDay()]; }

// 生成今日运势 function pickTodaysLuck() { var numGood = random(iday,98) % 3 + 2; var numBad = random(iday,87) % 3 + 2; var eventArr = pickRandomActivity(numGood + numBad); var specialSize = pickSpecials(); for (var i = 0; i < numGood; i++) { addToGood(eventArr[i]); } for (var i = 0; i < numBad; i++) { addToBad(eventArr[numGood + i]); } }

// 添加预定义事件 function pickSpecials() { var specialSize = [0,0];

for (var i = 0; i < specials.length; i++) {
var special = specials[i];

if (iday == special.date) {
if (special.type == 'good') {
specialSize[0]++;
addToGood({name: special.name,good: special.description});
} else {
specialSize[1]++;
addToBad({name: special.name,bad: special.description});
}
}
}
return specialSize;
}

// 从 activities 中随机挑选 size 个 function pickRandomActivity(size) { var picked_events = pickRandom(activities,size); for (var i = 0; i < picked_events.length; i++) { picked_events[i] = parse(picked_events[i]); } return picked_events; }

// 从数组中随机挑选 size 个 function pickRandom(array,size) { var result = []; for (var i = 0; i < array.length; i++) { result.push(array[i]); } for (var j = 0; j < array.length - size; j++) { var index = random(iday,j) % result.length; result.splice(index,1); } return result; }

// 解析占位符并替换成随机内容 function parse(event) { var result = {name: event.name,good: event.good,bad: event.bad}; // clone if (result.name.indexOf('%v') != -1) { result.name = result.name.replace('%v',varNames[random(iday,12) % varNames.length]); } if (result.name.indexOf('%t') != -1) { result.name = result.name.replace('%t',tools[random(iday,11) % tools.length]); } if (result.name.indexOf('%l') != -1) { result.name = result.name.replace('%l',(random(iday,12) % 247 + 30).toString()); } return result; }

// 添加到“宜” function addToGood(event) { $('.good .content ul').append('

// 添加到“不宜” function addToBad(event) { $('.bad .content ul').append('

$(function(){ $('.date').html(getTodayString()); $('.direction_value').html(directions[random(iday,2) % directions.length]); $('.drink_value').html(pickRandom(drinks,2).join()); $('.goddes_value').html(random(iday,6) % 50 / 10.0); pickTodaysLuck(); });